Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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