You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Come on in and take your pants off
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