he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
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