I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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