You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
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i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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