I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
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That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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