Your face is a jimmy john
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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