So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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