Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Holy sore nipples Batman
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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