even my farts smell like vagina
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
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I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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