and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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