You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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