Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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