it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
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The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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