What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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