quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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