So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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