he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
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I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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