I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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