so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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