is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
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The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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