My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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