I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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