just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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