i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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