Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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