The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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