I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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