I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
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The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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