I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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