I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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