I'm gonna have a badass scar
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
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He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
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So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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