Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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