it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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