Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
Randomize
