Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
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I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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