I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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