Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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