Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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