VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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