you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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