the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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