I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
two words...techno handjob
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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