you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
