don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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