Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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