It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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