I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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