I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I need to calm my uterus...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
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