You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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