Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Acid is not a monday night drug
I checked into jail on foursquare
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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