Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
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You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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