Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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