he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Buhtt sex?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize